WooHoo Where? Don Lothario’s Spicy Suggestions
July 3, 2026
Editor’s note: Don Lothario insisted on writing this himself. We chose not to ask follow-up questions.
Pack note: Some WooHoo locations featured below require Expansion or Game Packs.*
By Don Lothario
Romance Enthusiast, Self-Appointed Expert
Hey there, trouble. I had a feeling you’d show up to hear from me, the one and only Don Lothario.
A little lovebird told me that some of you might be looking to spice things up in your romantic lives by getting out from under the covers. Literally.
It’s true, the shower isn’t steamy enough for all of us–I would know.
I’ve tried many things in the name of romantic ambition. Some were successful. Some got me accused of having commitment issues…and were still successful. In any case, I’m here to help you bust out of your double bed once and for all with 6 of my favorite WooHoo spots.
Cosmic Passion
Up first is somewhere guaranteed to have you seeing stars. The Backyard Observatory is ideal for more than just spying on the neighborhood–it’s also perfect for a trip to cloud nine with your lover.
The telescope on top of the observatory will even spin around along with you. Exhilarating! If you’ve got 1,500 Simoleons to spare, the Backyard Observatory is the best investment you’ll ever make. Trust me on this one.
Or ask Katrina Caliente.
Actually, don’t.
In fact, if you see her, I was never here.

Filthy Flings
Next time you’re on a romantic stroll through Evergreen Harbor, get your mind out of the gutter and IN a dumpster from The Sims 4 Eco Lifestyle Expansion Pack. Sure, the smell might make your eyes water at first, but once your heart starts pounding, it’s time to dive for thrills.
Be prepared for things to get messy. I suggest having a shower waiting at home. Bonus points: that also makes for a much cleaner round two.

Immortal Escapades
For my fanged friends, you can really wake the dead when you shake things up in your coffin from The Sims 4 Vampires Game Pack. And since it turns out only one of you has to be a Vampire for this one, I suddenly have plans tonight. After all, life is about experiences.
Even the undead ones.
P.S. If you and your special someone both happen to be vampires, you can turn into bats and WooHoo midair. Echolocation: romantic? Terrifying? Alas, I can only imagine.

Lover’s Deposit
Whether you’ve got some gold you’re itching to dig into, or you simply believe romance should come with liquidity, you’ve no doubt come across the famous Money Vault from The Sims 4 Get Famous Expansion Pack. As long as you have at least 5,001 Simoleons in there, you’ll soon be feeling like a million bucks.
If you’ve ever said money can’t buy happiness, one trip to the vault with your partner will change your tune forever, and that’s a Don Lothario guarantee.
Cha ching!

Hitting the Hay
I know some of you can be animals when it comes to your love lives, and I’m no exception. Your furry friends have such comfy animal sheds from The Sims 4 Cottage Living Expansion Pack, so why not take advantage?
Just make sure your cows and llamas are out of their pens before you and your lover get it on.
Especially your llamas.
They have excellent long-term memories.
And they spit.
You’ve been warned.

Wrapped As One
Last but not least, we have the romantic blanket from The Sims 4 Lovestruck Expansion Pack: a single piece of cloth with so many possibilities. You and your lover can roll yourselves into an extra spicy burrito in the comfort of your own home…and beyond.
If your love life feels a little wrinkly, there’s nothing like the thrilling chance of being caught in public spaces to reignite your flame.
Romantic blankets come in a variety of colors and patterns, so no matter your style, you’ll certainly find the one for you. There’s even a bear rug. That one makes for a roaring good time.
Ah, fond memories.

Oh, and if Katrina asks, I never wrote this.
If you are Katrina, you know I love hypotheticals, baby.
-Don
Pack note: Dumpster WooHoo requires The Sims 4 Eco Lifestyle Expansion Pack. Coffin and Bat WooHoo require The Sims 4 Vampires Game Pack. Money Vault WooHoo requires The Sims 4 Get Famous Expansion Pack. Animal Shed WooHoo requires The Sims 4 Cottage Living Expansion Pack. Romantic Blanket WooHoo requires The Sims 4 Lovestruck Expansion Pack. Closets require The Sims 4 Get Together* Expansion Pack.